Flamethrower!
You just got seen planting a bomb, and the pigs are on your tail, a few yards behind, what do you do?
you will need:
sparkplugs
cable
a switch
heres what to do:
1. drill a hole in the end of your exhaust pipe
2. screw it in and connect a cable from the non sparky end (the sparky bit should be inside the exhaustpipe, with the rest sticking out the top)
3.connect the other end of the wire to the switch, and mount it on the dashboard (hide the unsightly cable)
4. the other end of the switch is wired up with another bit of cable (make sure the swich is OFF) to the positive (+) battery terminal.
5. start up the car
6. put a dummy a few feet behind the car
7. get any innocent civilians out of the way, and ONLY* then can you do stage 8
8. flip the switch

*obviously, if you have to get away, you can fry the pigs, just not innocent people.

By the way
i thaught i'd better add:
I ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING OR ANYONE WHO GETS HURT TRYING ANY OF THIS STUFF, OR ANYONE WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PISS OFF ANYONE WHO HAS READ THIS PAGE!
so its NOT my fault, ok?

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